Screens: Max Payne 3 makes bald look sexy

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It’s no secret that two of the three members of rawDLC are rather hirsute. Josh rocks out his MacGyver look, while I (Nachos) have my gravity-defying moisture-detecting mop that makes bald men jealous. But there’s one bald man that neither of us could make jealous: serial ass-kicker Max Payne. Rockstar has seen fit to release three more titillating shots of the upcoming Max Payne 3.

It’s so cool it’ll blow your hair off

The only bald man to rock a Hawaiian shirt… ever

Max Payne… you wouldn’t like him when he’s bald

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