Screens: Saints Row: The Third is boner-fied!

There are those of us out there who make no qualms in stating they LOVE the Saints Row franchise, even above and beyond the “Oscar worthy” and exalted Grand Theft Auto series. Some of us like to start a game breaking out of a prison, shooting down choppas from a mounted turret on the back of a speedboat, as opposed to listening to some immigrant bitch about his hard life, hang with his boorish cousin and go bowling with some trollop that isn’t going to give it up. Call me crazy, but I’m speedboat turrets all the way, baby! That’s why these new Saints Row: The Third screens have me barely able to contain the excitement in my pantaloons.

Focused in the town of Steelport, the Saints are back and operating at a whole new level. The iconic gang has now become a merchandise laden juggernaut and household name. When trouble comes a callin’ they mount up, circle the wagons and lay the smacketh down as only Volition know how. I’m beyond psyched for this title as they up the ante to more ridiculousness, outrageousness and outlandishness. Check out the screens below and you’ll see what I’m on about.

Trinity?

We gonna jump, or jerk each other off?

Another life saved by Kevlar panties

We never got paid for our Batman & Robin appearance and we’re pissed off!

She’s taking those Ludadores up the back alley

Weeeeee! What a predicament!

SPPAARRRTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

The over the top action is back with a vengeance and I wouldn’t have it any other way. What do you guys think? Excited? Aroused? Confused? Chime in below and speak your mind.

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Dave Kozicki

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Video game reviewer, presenter and enthusiast. Film and TV-aholic. Pop culture geek. T-shirt and sneaker addict. All around nice guy and one hell of a sexy beast. Writer for Official PlayStation Magazine AU, AusGamers and Hyper Magazine.
  • The Chad

    I think it looks radtacular so far.

    I am equally excited and aroused, maybe a little confused.