Video: The worm has (re)turned!!

Many moons ago, when the Earth and its inhabitants were mere larva, a cosmic menace threatened the very course of human history. To battle this otherworldly horde, mankind turned to a beacon of hope, a verile champion, who crawled out of the bottom of a tequila bottle to fight for truth, justice the right to ride giant hamsters… Buckle up baby! The worm has (re)turned!!

When your humble scribe, ko-zee-ii, was but a mere man-child, he spent his days dreaming of a time when the fodder he used to bait fish hooks would rise up, don a suit, grab a laser-gat and blast the living shit out of anything that wasn’t part of the megadriles family. Then Earthworm Jim was born. Part worm, part Buck Rogers, all man, he was the hero we’ve been waiting for, and after a long and painful absence witness the triumphant return in high-definition glory. If that ain’t enough to have you creaming in your jocks, there’s more… Can you say four player co-op? BOOOOO YAHHHHHH!!!!

Ahem… You’ll have to excuse me now, I’ve got to change me pants.

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Dave Kozicki

Shotgun Samurai
Video game reviewer, presenter and enthusiast. Film and TV-aholic. Pop culture geek. T-shirt and sneaker addict. All around nice guy and one hell of a sexy beast. Writer for Official PlayStation Magazine AU, AusGamers and Hyper Magazine.
  • adin75

    Earthworm Jim, WOOT!!! Loved that game on the old SNES, will be a must buy for me.

  • Moopidoo

    Keyboard cat? Interesting.

  • Bagmup

    Same dude, loved this.

  • NachosJustice

    9th of June 2010 according to my sources.

  • Wolvieboy

    OMFG, and other such internet acronyms! My childhood just exploded out of my body in the shape of a tiny, malnourished fetus…. This game shall surely supply the nutrients it needs to nurture it into a full grown, adult, FUCK YEAH!

  • DoGM3At

    That is… the most brutal thing I have ever heard… high five!